How did we live before Google?

I ask this question in all seriousness, of course.

For instance, did you know that enough people have asked the question:

"How many calories in a plastic spoon?"

That there is an answer to the question provided by ChaCha.com, whatever that is. The answer?

Plastic spoons are not measured in calories, but in weight. Eat with a spoon! Not the actual spoon...

And I repeat: How did we survive before Google?

I wonder if anyone else has asked that question??? And, yes. They have.

**EDIT**
Partially related to the first question I asked, there is another one:

"How would you eat an elephant with a plastic spoon?"

Answer:

You would not be able to eat an elephant with a plastic spoon. The elephant would be upset if you tried. for now!

As an aside, my question has veered from "How did we survive before Google" to "How did we survive as a species??? Seriously!!!