Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Thursday, May 26, 2016

Mrs. Beeton's Book of Household Management

I bought this book at a used bookstore a few years ago - it made me smile, and I have a serious weakness for random things that tickle my funny bone.

This year, being the first time in four longish years that me and all my stuff has been in the same place and has had room to be unpacked, I've begun an exercise in sorting. Even downsizing, although I'm not sure that what I'm accomplishing can really be called downsizing...

I did manage, this past weekend, to go through 4 of my bookshelves and take out a whole box of books. Plus I created a pile of "books to be reviewed" which is just a fancy way of saying...
"Read them in the next 6 months or they're gone next go-around." 
I have not yet managed to convince myself to get rid of any of my cookbooks, or any of my coffee table books, and it is truly debatable which pile Mrs. Beeton's instruction manual belongs in.

Originally published in 1861, it is now approximately 74 chapters and 2000 pages long.

Yesterday, staying home sick from work and taking the opportunity to attempt a monthly menu plan, I looked at all my cookbooks, and was distracted by a chapter on veal and how incredible a mother cow's instincts are...
847. THE COW GOES WITH YOUNG FOR NINE MONTHS, and the affection and solicitude she evinces for her offspring is more human in its tenderness mid intensity than is displayed by any other animal; and her distress when she hears its bleating, and is not allowed to reach it with her distended udders, is often painful to witness, and when the calf has died, or been accidentally killed, her grief frequently makes her refuse to give down her milk. At such times, the breeder has adopted the expedient of flaying the dead carcase, and, distending the skin with hay, lays the effigy before her, and then taking advantage of her solicitude, milks her while she is caressing the skin with her tongue.
The Book of Household Management, Mrs. Isabella Beeton

Also, there is a whole section that has meal plans (including table setting layouts for each course) for a variety of meals - casual family dinners up to 12-course meals... for a whole year!!! The more I think about it, the more it becomes a coffee table book.


Thursday, November 6, 2014

Google has a great sense of humour

Absolutely great. Makes me smile every time. Even if my name isn't Jim.


Friday, August 29, 2014

Get Fuzzy

Just because I happen to be thinking about it right now (see post about Dilbert) my favorite comic of all time is this strip from Get Fuzzy.


Get Fuzzy Comic Strip, September 07, 1999 on GoComics.com

Love it. And cartoonists have very interesting minds.

I love Dilbert

Sometimes, I forget how much I love Dilbert, and then I take a few minutes to catch up on the strip.

As I type this, I am currently crying I've been laughing so hard. And I had to quit reading the first blog article I tried to read today, which was a commentary on somebody who killed somebody else by throwing a toilet at them.

Thank you, Scott Adams.



*UPDATE August 29, 2014*

I just realized this blog post was never published, and I have a couple more things to say about Dilbert and Scott Adams.

First, I have decided that while always amusing, my enjoyment of Dilbert increases as my enjoyment of my job decreases. That's all.

Secondly, after reading the latest entry in Scott Adams' blog - Easiest Diet Ever - I am a new reader.



Friday, May 2, 2014

I find elephants amusing...

And I'd forgotten that until I read through my last two posts (both of which mention elephants) which reminded me of the very first photo album I ever posted on Facebook...

Which didn't really have anything to do with elephants, but was a series of answers that students had given to math questions.

One of them in particular made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe properly:


I can't even explain why I find that funny. To the point of belly-aching, wheezing laughter. Still.

Which actually brings to mind my other favorite random elephant-thing: the winner of the 2003 Darwin award.

Not much more to say about this subject, really.